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Tedesco
Example 1:
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."
Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."
Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"
Related Words
teedes • tedesco • Tedessa • tedeschi • tedeskeying • tedesticles • TEEBES • teedee • teedeewomp • Teedeing
Muff Teeves
Muff Teeves
Noun
1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.
2. Outrageous slayer of poon.
3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
Noun
1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.
2. Outrageous slayer of poon.
3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?
John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.
Suh: Yee.
John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.
Suh: Yee.
Muff Teeves by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009
tedesticles
a phenomenon that occurs only rarely and exclusively within the Tedeschi family where a man will have such impressive testicles that any who see them bow down to his masculine glory
i was going to get into a fight with Tedeschi the other day, but then he whipped out his tedesticles and i had no choice but to yield to him
tedesticles by yallwannasuckmyballsdontchu July 16, 2021
the needle teedles
a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness
b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you
b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you
a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.
b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!
b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!
the needle teedles by Schnaike September 9, 2020
tedesco
tedesco by J.K. Reeking April 12, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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