teedes 

Boobs on a dog

Bonnie has some nice teedes - Sarah

teedes by Mattoooo December 30, 2019

Tedesco 

A really hot, attractive guy

Example 1:
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."

Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"

Tedesco by MCACABKM August 16, 2018

Muff Teeves 

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.

William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.

Muff Teeves by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009

Teefeses 

The triple plural of Teef.

Do your Teefeses hurt too?

Teefeses by Flyers fan March 4, 2010

tedesticles 

a phenomenon that occurs only rarely and exclusively within the Tedeschi family where a man will have such impressive testicles that any who see them bow down to his masculine glory

i was going to get into a fight with Tedeschi the other day, but then he whipped out his tedesticles and i had no choice but to yield to him

tedesticles by yallwannasuckmyballsdontchu July 16, 2021

the needle teedles 

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you

a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!

the needle teedles by Schnaike September 9, 2020

tedesco 

Horny gym teacher

Coach is such a Tedesco

tedesco by J.K. Reeking April 12, 2017