Definitions by Mattoooo

making a brownie 

When having anal sex after eating vast quantities of stomach churning foods

My girlfriend and I were making a brownie last night after getting that sushi from the bodega down the street

making a brownie by Mattoooo January 1, 2020

teedes 

Boobs on a dog

Bonnie has some nice teedes - Sarah

teedes by Mattoooo December 30, 2019

Comcast and coitus 

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

Comcast and coitus by Mattoooo December 18, 2015