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Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.
Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?
by Mattoooo December 18, 2015
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teedes

Boobs on a dog
Bonnie has some nice teedes - Sarah
by Mattoooo December 30, 2019
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making a brownie

When having anal sex after eating vast quantities of stomach churning foods
My girlfriend and I were making a brownie last night after getting that sushi from the bodega down the street
by Mattoooo January 1, 2020
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