TEEBES

Blowing out your O ring and unleashing an avalanche of hot fiery mud.

Hey man, I had taco bell but had to Teebes later.

by Brosepherous June 14, 2022

teebed

Hacking someone's facebook or twitter and uploading their status as loving black cock.

One guy:"Why does your twitter say you like black cock?"
Other Guy:"Fuck did I just get teebed?"

by danba2010 July 17, 2011

Sacred Band of Thebes

An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.

"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"

by Calad Sigilon April 20, 2004

Muff Teeves

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.

William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.

by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009

Teefeses

The triple plural of Teef.

Do your Teefeses hurt too?

by Flyers fan March 4, 2010

Thebes

A fast learner that becomes great at everything, extremely good looking, and is very good with his lips. Well known and an exceptionally nice guy. Gets all the women he chooses, although he usually only chooses one....usually.

women #1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7: "THERE'S THEBES!! GET HIM!"
Thebes: "sorry ladies, not today"

by thebadiya the great January 20, 2010

Toebese

Someone's toes that are unusually large!

I can't believe she is wearing those open toe shoes, her foot is toebese!!!

by Anal Executioner December 29, 2007