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techsomnia 

When your brain will not allow you to sleep until you accomplish some technology-related task. Word devised by Kuroi Kaze on his Facebook wall 1/24/2011.
I was going to go to bed, but then techsomnia hit and I just HAD to root my Samsung Epic and put a new rom on there. Next thing I know it's 2:30 a.m. and I have to be up for work at 6.
techsomnia by BullCharge January 24, 2011
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Technomania 

Technomania takes over each time Apple releases a new iPhone model.
Technomania by talk2me-JCH2 December 4, 2022
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Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.
Textsomnia by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009

Telesomniac 

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.
"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."
Telesomniac by trapknowledge November 18, 2013

Technomania 

Excessive obsession, excitation, arousal, or fascination by the latest technological products, like devices, gadgets, or softwares.
A: Bob has rushed to stores once he heard about the iPad.
B: He's techteased by any new gadget. He's a real technoamaniac!

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A: Have you tried the new Android smartphones yet?!
B: I'm satisfied with my BlackBerry. I'm not very obsessed technomania!
Technomania by Ahmed Zidan October 1, 2010
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