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technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.
My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!
by wingman_131 June 4, 2013
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Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
by Phuqit October 9, 2006
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Technolitard

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.
Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."
by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008
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technotarded

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.
Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!
by firahz May 13, 2005
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technotarded

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!
by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011
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technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.
"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"
by *john-boy* June 6, 2014
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Technologytard

One who is slow or lagging in the use or understanding of any/all electronic devices. Devices include but are not limited to; computers (especially internet & e-mail), camcorders, cameras, portable GPS, DVRs, DVD players and remote controls.
A portable GPS unit would be the perfect gift for most people, except for my technologytarded mom who can barely figure out how to use e-mail.
by bem31 December 28, 2007
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