technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.

My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!

technolotard by wingman_131 June 4, 2013

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technotarded 

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005

technotarded 

Someone that computer technology has by passed

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!

technotarded by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011

technotarded 

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.

"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"

technotarded by *john-boy* June 6, 2014

Technologytard 

One who is slow or lagging in the use or understanding of any/all electronic devices. Devices include but are not limited to; computers (especially internet & e-mail), camcorders, cameras, portable GPS, DVRs, DVD players and remote controls.

A portable GPS unit would be the perfect gift for most people, except for my technologytarded mom who can barely figure out how to use e-mail.

Technologytard by bem31 December 28, 2007