Technoretard

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a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday

person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard

e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh

Technoretard by {PLONK} July 17, 2006

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Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Related Words

Technoretard • technotarded • Technolitard • technolotard • techno-tard • tech-retard • Tech Retarded

Technolitard

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technotarded

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005

technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.

My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!

technolotard by wingman_131 June 4, 2013

technotarded

Someone that computer technology has by passed

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!

technotarded by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011

technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.

"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"

technotarded by *john-boy* June 6, 2014

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026