technofob 

_ a person who is recently introduced to technology and still learning it.
_ a person who was introduced to technology a long time ago but still has no idea how it works.

_ definitely your grandma and your grandpa, or old people in general, are technofob (s)
_ probably your mom, dad, uncle(s) and aunt(s)

technofob by thebigcriket128 October 12, 2010

Technofear 

(n) A rational reason for fearing technology whereas technophobia is the irrational fear of technology.
(v) Demonstrating technological dangers.

"The Large Hadron Collider is pure technofear."

Technofear by max barshled March 13, 2009

technobabble

The art of using a bunch of nonsensical ramblings to solve of explain a problem. Usually used by SCI-FI writers once they have written themself in a corner.

Scotty couldn't beam Kirk up until he reversed the polarity on the microconvertor to align it in phase with the heisenberg compensator.

technobabble by fuko August 19, 2003

technofoggie 

An older person who has no idea how to use anything technical, such as a dvd player, computer, cell phone.
An older person who needs their son or daughter to set up their television, stereo, A/V system, computer, cell phone, install software, show them how to use any electronic device.

I am such a technofggie, I had to call my son and ask him to come over and hook up my new big screen TV, cable box and DVR. My mom is such a technofoggie that I had to go over to her house and show her how to use her new cellphone and set up her bluetooth in her car.

technofoggie by raiderfan922 May 6, 2010

technofogger 

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

Also known as an electronic cigarette, e-cig, personal vapourising device

I'm going to vape with my technofogger.

technofogger by Narkybeast January 14, 2009

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

Technodoos 

A technologically challenged person, a complete moron when it comes to bits and bytes.

He couldn't get the audio working for the rugby because he couldn't figure out what channel to switch the amp to ... what a technodoos!

Technodoos by Jukskeibobby April 17, 2008