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Technosaur 

A person who has absolutely no ability to operate any electronic device that was made after 1985; including computers, laptops, the internet, digital televisions, digital cameras, cell phones, DVD players, i-pods, video games, etc. The last electronic device they understood was the VCR.

This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.
- Wow...when did Bob become such a Technosaur, that was the third time this week he's asked me how to work his email.

- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.
Technosaur by A2theDizee May 13, 2009

Technosaurus 

My mother is such a technosaurus when it comes to figuring out how to do anything on her iPhone, other than call me!
Technosaurus by Baby2/20 February 20, 2020

Technosabre 

Someone who hates to get pinged.
Hercules: Why did Nick leave the discord

Odin: It's cos he's a Technosabre!

technosama 

a tiktoker who proudly came out as lesbian.
technosama is my favorite gay tiktoker
technosama by hejejqkqkwjsj January 31, 2021

technosass 

being overly assertive, borderline impudent, when referring to ones knowledge and understanding of internet-based services and products.
That girl has major technosass, with all her "watch me Google this and Prezi that."
technosass by Mr. Google Docs March 10, 2010

technosavage

Someone who has no idea of technology, the complete opposite of techosavvy. Generally reacts to techology not working for them by throwing the device on the ground abd stomping on it.
Tim, throwing the laptop on the ground is not an approriate response to not knowing hiw to find Goggle Chrome, it is the little red, yellow and green symbol on your toolbar, you don't know what a tool bar is do you? You are so technosavage.