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Technosaur 

A person who has absolutely no ability to operate any electronic device that was made after 1985; including computers, laptops, the internet, digital televisions, digital cameras, cell phones, DVD players, i-pods, video games, etc. The last electronic device they understood was the VCR.

This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.
- Wow...when did Bob become such a Technosaur, that was the third time this week he's asked me how to work his email.

- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.
Technosaur by A2theDizee May 13, 2009

Technosaurus 

A boomer who is not tech savvy
My mother is such a technosaurus when it comes to figuring out how to do anything on her iPhone, other than call me!
Technosaurus by Baby2/20 February 20, 2020

Technosabre 

Someone who hates to get pinged.
Hercules: Why did Nick leave the discord

Odin: It's cos he's a Technosabre!

technosama 

a tiktoker who proudly came out as lesbian.
technosama is my favorite gay tiktoker
technosama by hejejqkqkwjsj January 31, 2021

technosass 

being overly assertive, borderline impudent, when referring to ones knowledge and understanding of internet-based services and products.
That girl has major technosass, with all her "watch me Google this and Prezi that."
technosass by Mr. Google Docs March 10, 2010

technosavage

Someone who has no idea of technology, the complete opposite of techosavvy. Generally reacts to techology not working for them by throwing the device on the ground abd stomping on it.
Tim, throwing the laptop on the ground is not an approriate response to not knowing hiw to find Goggle Chrome, it is the little red, yellow and green symbol on your toolbar, you don't know what a tool bar is do you? You are so technosavage.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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