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Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

TechiTeens 

A completely Teenager founded and run company. A group of TechiTeen's working under the common name of TechiTeens' to fix the world's computer problems.


TechiTeens expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.
Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call TechiTeens!
TechiTeens by Cheetuh088 March 8, 2009

Technotariat 

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.
In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.
Technotariat by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

technotwt 

Technotwt is a subtwt im mcyttwt for are fans of popular youtuber Technoblade. They tweet “I miss Technoblade” at least once everyday. And they also get very, VERY excited whenever they get even a CRUMB of techno content
A lot of people used to find technotwt scary but they’ve realized that the only thing they do is cry over missing Technoblade.
technotwt by technotwt December 29, 2020

TECHNOTRONICS 

IT IS A SIMPLE WORD THAT COMBINES ALL ELECTRICAL INSTRUMENTS THAT PRODUCE SOUND IN THE FORM OF MUSIC
TECHNOTRONICS ARE ANY RADIO, MP3 PLAYER, & IPOD
TECHNOTRONICS by MOMMY3 July 17, 2009

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation 

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.
"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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