technotwt 

Technotwt is a subtwt im mcyttwt for are fans of popular youtuber Technoblade. They tweet “I miss Technoblade” at least once everyday. And they also get very, VERY excited whenever they get even a CRUMB of techno content

A lot of people used to find technotwt scary but they’ve realized that the only thing they do is cry over missing Technoblade.

technotwt by technotwt December 29, 2020

technotwt 

a loving and accepting subtwt. it's not perfect (because it's twitter, what the hell did u expect) but everyone tries their best to be kind to each other. its definitely not as toxic as other dsmp subtwts, and u can actually have a nice and civil conversation with them! and no, they're not all white, most people in technotwt are poc so antis stfu <3

person 1 : hey are u from technotwt?
person 2 : yeah

person 1 : wanna passionately kiss?

technotwt by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Technotariat 

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.

In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.

Technotariat by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

technopath

a person with the ability to fix computers and related devices without touching them.

I called Roberta to fix my computer. The computer was completely frozen and nothing I did worked to fix it. She walked into my room, and as she came within a foot of the computer, it miraculously started working perfectly again. She is an amazing technopath, and I have seen these technopathic skills displayed by her over and over again.

technopath by Roberta Levin November 21, 2007

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation 

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009