tech'd 

anything that has to do with computer, internet, software, hardware, or anything having to do with technology.

Hey John what's wrong?

Bad day. I am tech'd out and want to go to sleep.

tech'd by daisy404 July 2, 2009

Tech'd 

See Virginia Tech'd

I almost got tech'd at school today!

Tech'd by Total Stranger May 4, 2007

Tech'd off 

The Frustration that arises when popups, predictive text, and other software functions interfere with the users experience

Jessica was so tech'd off that her predictive text kept saying "boobs" instead of "boots."

Danny got tech'd off that his favorite news website was now covered in

Pop ups.

Erick was tech'd off when lag caused him to lose first place in his halo tournament.

Tech'd off by Windchime89 January 19, 2015

V-tech'd 

To be shot and killed by someone who is intent on killing you.

I was downtown to buy some crack when I saw my dealer get V-Tech'd right in front of me!

V-tech'd by Nasty Tailwind August 3, 2007

Virginia Tech'd 

To be shot and killed by someone who is intent on killing you.

I was downtown to buy some crack when I saw my dealer get Virginia Tech'd right in front of me!

Virginia Tech'd by Total Stranger May 4, 2007

Virginia Tech'd 

to be caused death or injury by someone who has endured much aggravation or provocation up to and finally over the edge. The person executing the Virginia Tech has lost control and is hellbent on destrathroy'ing fools.

Back in the 90s, this person would be said to have gone postal, but now postal has lost its edge and a more contemporary, rugged version must be incorporated.

Carl: pfff, what a worthless day.
Hub: bet your day wasn't as bad as Roger's.
Carl: why? what up with Roger?
Hub: his wife got knocked up by some kid and he Virginia Tech'd the whole family with an air hammer! skull fragments embedded in the fake Rembrandt!
Carl: (laughs so hard coffee comes out his nose) oh snap!!!

or present tense:

STOP TOUCHING ME OR I'LL TELL MOM!!!! She'll go Virginia Tech on your honky butt.

Virginia Tech'd by Swank before Skank May 29, 2008

Tech A.D.D. 

Variation of TADD - An acronym for Technology Attention Deficit Disorder — a condition caused by the excessive use of multiple technologies likely to make it difficult to focus, pay attention or understand anything difficult or challenging.

When Ruth flunked out of college in her freshman year, some of her friends blamed it on Tech A.D.D. - her total immersion in social networking and text-messaging that made it impossible for her to read her course work, pay attention in class or grasp the basics of the courses she was taking.

Tech A.D.D. by Songpoet December 1, 2010