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teacumming by AsIf YouGetMe May 10, 2009
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Teacupping
To place your crotch over someone's face, and then to lower your pelvic region over his/her mouth. It's not quite teabagging since your pants are still on, and your balls aren't going into his/her mouth. Since the teabag goes into the teacup, this act is known as teacupping.
Kelly got knocked over by Lyndon, and Lyndon proceeded to descend his genital region over Kelly's mouth. Kelly screamed, "Why the hell are you trying to teacup me." Lyndon said, "Cause you're a ho, you slept with all my male relatives, including me."
Krevon saw that his science teacher
Kelly got knocked over by Lyndon, and Lyndon proceeded to descend his genital region over Kelly's mouth. Kelly screamed, "Why the hell are you trying to teacup me." Lyndon said, "Cause you're a ho, you slept with all my male relatives, including me."
Krevon saw that his science teacher
Kelly got knocked over by Lyndon, and Lyndon proceeded to descend his genital region over Kelly's mouth. Kelly screamed, "Why the hell are you trying to teacup me." Lyndon said, "Cause you're a ho, you slept with all my male relatives, including me." This is what teacupping is.
Krevon saw that his science teacher had given him a D- on his exam, even though he had gotten all the answers right, and wrote thoroughly in the essay part. Therefore, he slipped some GHB into Mrs. B Atch's coffee. When Mrs. B Atch went out cold, Krevon lowered his balls over the teachers mouth and the scent of his ass woke her up. Krevon got suspended afterwards and he cussed that bitch out.
Krevon saw that his science teacher had given him a D- on his exam, even though he had gotten all the answers right, and wrote thoroughly in the essay part. Therefore, he slipped some GHB into Mrs. B Atch's coffee. When Mrs. B Atch went out cold, Krevon lowered his balls over the teachers mouth and the scent of his ass woke her up. Krevon got suspended afterwards and he cussed that bitch out.
Teacupping by trajayjay June 4, 2013
teacupping
The act of placing ones ballsack into a womans vagina, while in the process he must ask ''One lump or two?''
Man - ''Have you ever been teacupping?''
Woman - ''No, whats that?''
Man - ''One lump or two?''
Woman - ''Two.''
(Man places entire sack + balls into vagina.)
Woman - ''No, whats that?''
Man - ''One lump or two?''
Woman - ''Two.''
(Man places entire sack + balls into vagina.)
teacupping by I AM THE TEACUPPER November 16, 2006
Teacupping
Guy 1- "I think she was British"
Guy 2- "why do you say that?"
Guy 1- "she was doing some teacupping last night"
Guy 2- "why do you say that?"
Guy 1- "she was doing some teacupping last night"
Teacupping by spongelover21 June 18, 2011
teacupping
its when the guy stands on his head with his right knee hooked over the left shoulder of the girl standing behind him and his left over the right shoulder of the girl standing in front of him...simaltaneously the girls begin to yank his legs apart while cupping opposite balls and pulling them (gently) in opposite direction of the legs
teacupping by Nutty Robot February 28, 2008
Teacupping
Teacupping by Teabagger24 January 23, 2014
teacupping
Someone told me they got caught teacupping a co-worker while working (another girl tapped her fun bag upwards)
teacupping by Matthew S. S. May 6, 2006
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