teachies

teachers

all the teachies here are really cool

teachies by milkywayan October 5, 2009

Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.

'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**

Yer da teaches zumba by Wallace736 November 23, 2016

Techies Law 

Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.

The law states that:

If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.

You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.

I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.

I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.

I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.

Techies Law by MonkeyMagix October 25, 2011

techies 

Short for technicians. The people that make your shows happen. Often seen backstage, on the grid and any other dark space. Has a wide range of skills, knows how to fix anything with a role of duct tape. Rather sexual, doesn't need an excuse to feel you up. Always there for eachother. Strage obssessions with glowtape. Doesn't know what to do with self when tech is cancled. Basicly lives in the theater. Shows would be nothing without them. GO, techies, GO!

Those techies are strage creatures, I think one just tried to feel me up.

techies by sheepling January 13, 2005

bigalow teachest 

an intimate move during sex where the man places his penis in between a girls breasts and ejaculates, he then feeds her the ejaculate by dipping his balls in the ejaculate and putting them in her mouth and letting them sit like a tea bag.

I totally pulled off a bigalow teachest with that broad and she was diggin' it.

bigalow teachest by REAAAZY July 20, 2007

Techies 

Very talented youngsters who work behind a curtain and are accomplished at singing, acting, gossiping, and eating.

Person A:Whats do techies do?
Person B:WE DO EVERYTHING INCLUDING PUSHING CERTAIN SINGERS OFFSTAGE.

Techies by FYEAHBACKSTAGEBADGER November 26, 2011

Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard 

Dababy teaches you how to ride a Skateboard is the best lbp level in history

Oh have you seen Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard? Omg yes it’s better than joe nut definitive edition

Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard by Yoloswagmaster69696969 June 7, 2021