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Teapression
The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
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Teachers Puss
Another term to describe a fat upper pubic area (fupa) or Gunt... The term came out of the observation that the majority of female high school teachers above the age of 40 have a gunt...
1st student: Yo that 3rd period biology substitute was a hottie!
2nd student: Dude are you blind?? She had a BIG old teachers puss!
2nd student: Dude are you blind?? She had a BIG old teachers puss!
Teachers Puss by Rawkus October 25, 2012
Teachers
There are 2 different kind of teachers:
1)Caring people who really want to help you learn and grow they want you to be ready to go out in the real world. They really do care about you but some teens jump to conclusion thinking that they dont care because they are being snappy one day out of a whole year. They have familys and problems just like the rest of us. They cant be perfect they are only human.
2)Dickfaces who live to terrorize kids lives. Usually men or old women. They say they care just so they can fuck with your mind but then go tell the whole staff about it and then you end up getting a phone call home and your parents find out about it and then you have all this drama shit on your hands. Until a #1 teacher tries to help you fix it!
1)Caring people who really want to help you learn and grow they want you to be ready to go out in the real world. They really do care about you but some teens jump to conclusion thinking that they dont care because they are being snappy one day out of a whole year. They have familys and problems just like the rest of us. They cant be perfect they are only human.
2)Dickfaces who live to terrorize kids lives. Usually men or old women. They say they care just so they can fuck with your mind but then go tell the whole staff about it and then you end up getting a phone call home and your parents find out about it and then you have all this drama shit on your hands. Until a #1 teacher tries to help you fix it!
1) Right now i have two teachers like this. Who really care and i know they care. Conversation between student and teacher
Student-Can i talk to you?
Teacher-Sure sit down. What is it?
Student-Well...blah blah blah *tear tear*
Teacher-Oh im so sorry. i know that things that happen in life make you a better stronger more mature person and i believe you are one of those stronger more mature people. Always remember you can talk to me about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.
Student-Thanks! You really do care dont you!!
2)i dont have an example for fuckers like this...they just suck!
Student-Can i talk to you?
Teacher-Sure sit down. What is it?
Student-Well...blah blah blah *tear tear*
Teacher-Oh im so sorry. i know that things that happen in life make you a better stronger more mature person and i believe you are one of those stronger more mature people. Always remember you can talk to me about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.
Student-Thanks! You really do care dont you!!
2)i dont have an example for fuckers like this...they just suck!
Yer da teaches zumba
Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''
The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
Yer da teaches zumba by Wallace736 November 23, 2016
teachers union
A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.
That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.
teachers union by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020
teachers pet
teacher: can someone please pass out these papers?
Joe: Of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
Sally: what a teachers pet!
Joe: Of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
Sally: what a teachers pet!
teachers pet by totalawesomerocker February 14, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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