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Teaboo
Like a weeaboo, but fetishizing British culture rather than Japanese culture. Think that watching Sherlock and Doctor Who give them any actual insight on the country at all and that saying things like "tea and crumpets" makes them interesting. Most likely have never actually been within 100 feet of a real British person in their life.
"Ugh did you see that teaboo over there who's lecturing people on British history that she learned through YouTube? Lame."
"I know, so obnoxious."
"I know, so obnoxious."
Teaboo by fullmetaloptimist May 11, 2014
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teabos • teaboo • teabonics • TEABS • teacosy • teabasting • Teabiscuit • teaboarding • Teaboat • teabobbling
teaboo
A person, often a fan of some British-based series such as Doctor Who or Harry Potter or Sherlock, who is to British culture what a weeaboo is to Japanese culture - that is, they want to be so engulfed in English culture that they shit the Queen.
Mark is such a teaboo. I mentioned Doctor Who offhand when I was next to him, and Mark instantly rattled off his theory that Severus Snape was a Time Lord while drinking two liters of Earl Gray. Then he sped off, but not before whispering in my ear the URL for his tumblr page.
teaboo by Zappy Dan the Magnet Man May 5, 2014
teaboo
Mike: Man, Joe, you're such a teaboo!
Joe: fuck off, bloody cunt, the name's Duke Joseph, I'll make sure the Queen has your head for this.
Joe: fuck off, bloody cunt, the name's Duke Joseph, I'll make sure the Queen has your head for this.
teaboo by YeOldeTurtle September 5, 2015
teabonics
The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.
teabonics by thisischris March 30, 2010
Teaboo
An American who is obsessed with Britain. Some also claim to know everything about British culture just by watching British television.
American: I just watched (insert British TV programme here)! I'm now officially British!
Bob: You're a teaboo!
Bob: You're a teaboo!
Teaboo by LeUrbanDefiner December 17, 2014
Teabiscuit
A British mentally disabled man or woman who dunks biscuits into hot cocoa and sticks it up their rectum.
Teabiscuit by FatassCurls July 28, 2019
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