LeUrbanDefiner's definitions

Sexual Atheist

Someone who doesn't believe that they'll ever get laid.

I've never been able to pull anyone, so I might as well become a Sexual Atheist.

by LeUrbanDefiner November 8, 2015

Hashtag Whore

Someone, usually female, who has a wall of hashtags, probably copied and pasted because most of them are completely irrelevant to the photo, on all of their Instagram photos in an attempt to get likes.

That girl is definitely a Hashtag Whore. Once she put #potato on one of her selfies.

by LeUrbanDefiner November 8, 2015

Chilldren

The common aftermath of Netflix & Chill, which is, of course, childbirth.

Netflix and Chill? Sorry, I don't chill. That's how you end up with chilldren.

by LeUrbanDefiner October 22, 2015

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Bitch face syndrome

A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.

Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!

by LeUrbanDefiner August 31, 2015

Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

Bæ

The Icelandic word for "town", also used way too often by hipsters who think it means boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Chilling with the bæ"
"Pizza is my bæ"
"I live in a bæ"

by LeUrbanDefiner March 16, 2015