LeUrbanDefiner's definitions

Teaboo

An American who is obsessed with Britain. Some also claim to know everything about British culture just by watching British television.

American: I just watched (insert British TV programme here)! I'm now officially British!
Bob: You're a teaboo!

by LeUrbanDefiner December 17, 2014

Bæ

The Icelandic word for "town", also used way too often by hipsters who think it means boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Chilling with the bæ"
"Pizza is my bæ"
"I live in a bæ"

by LeUrbanDefiner March 16, 2015

Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

Bitch face syndrome

A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.

Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!

by LeUrbanDefiner August 31, 2015

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Chilldren

The common aftermath of Netflix & Chill, which is, of course, childbirth.

Netflix and Chill? Sorry, I don't chill. That's how you end up with chilldren.

by LeUrbanDefiner October 22, 2015

Sexual Atheist

Someone who doesn't believe that they'll ever get laid.

I've never been able to pull anyone, so I might as well become a Sexual Atheist.

by LeUrbanDefiner November 8, 2015