TEABS

The End of an Awesome Book Syndrome

X went to the library to find more books to read because she was suffering from TEABS.

by Tay Sachs October 4, 2012

Star Tears Disease

Like Hanahaki disease, the cause of Star Tears (星涙病) is a situation of unrequited love by the person you love.

When a person cries star tears, a sound accompanies it. (What sound this is happening to be unspecified. Twinkling, or jingling sound,... etc....). If the symptoms are severe/the person has a serious case of the star tear disease, their photoreceptors cease to function and they go color blind. In rare cases, they may also suffer memory loss.

The star tears have color and shine/twinkle when they fall. (Perhaps the eventual color-blindness is because the star tears have color when shed.)

The way to heal from star tear disease, or at least to stop it, is naturally to have your feelings returned and be with the one you love.

Translator: @rchimedesu (Twitter)

Her vision turned blurry due to the flowing tears. Many colorful stars, accompanied by a twinkling sound, started to fall out of her eyes.

"Star tears disease huh?"

Her distant gaze shifted away from the stars that were piling up in the palm of her hands, her lips parted:

"So... this is the price of loving you."

by Schordinger1314 July 4, 2020

Teaboo

Like a weeaboo, but fetishizing British culture rather than Japanese culture. Think that watching Sherlock and Doctor Who give them any actual insight on the country at all and that saying things like "tea and crumpets" makes them interesting. Most likely have never actually been within 100 feet of a real British person in their life.

"Ugh did you see that teaboo over there who's lecturing people on British history that she learned through YouTube? Lame."
"I know, so obnoxious."

by fullmetaloptimist May 11, 2014

University of Tears

University of Tears comes from University of Toronto in Canada. University of Toronto is highly competitive and workload are heavy. Everyone has tears every day. Some courses are too heavy that could compare to Harvard or Yale.

Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Univerisity of Toronto, aka University of Tears.

by Marginal_Costmemes October 26, 2019

Economic Teabag

Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.

I hope GM is enjoying my economic teabag, because I only buy Lexus products.

by Navin1 December 11, 2012

teaber

A misspelled variation of the word, “teamer” predominantly used by Redditors and middle-schoolers.

Guy 1: Those teabers teamed on me and called me a fag!!

Guy 2: But babe, you are a fag...

by ggnore2ez February 27, 2021

Orphan Tears

Street slang for the drug Dextromethorphan (DXM), a common active ingredient found in many over-the-counter cough suppressant cold medicines, is used as a recreational drug for its dissociative effects. Taken in large doses, hallucinogenic experiences are common.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic.
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget.

by Dictonator69 September 11, 2013