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teabaggery 

1) The continuous act of teabagging.
2) Leaving your "tea bag" exposed or soaking in the mouth of another.
3) Enjoying a drink called the "craptain teabag" (made of captain morgan and iced tea)
Levere's constant teabaggery has left his balls exposed to the elements

-Can I get a double captain and iced tea?

-Sorry sir we don't condone teabaggery at this establishment.

Open your mouth and say ah. Here comes a nightsworth of teabaggery ho.
teabaggery by dr. seif October 15, 2011
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Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery 

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.
"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

wet teabaggery 

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.
Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!
wet teabaggery by slurpstur April 9, 2010

ballsac teebagger 

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.
I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.
ballsac teebagger by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

teabugger 

A right wing operator who gets caught with his pants down while trying to do the dirty in a public official's orifice; oh, I'm sorry, office.
Them teabuggers was pretty dumb if they thought they could just walk into Senator Landrieu's office and ask to fix the phones.
teabugger by paulpaxman January 27, 2010

Teabangers 

Political party that uses intimidation, lies, extortion and false statements to mislead their simple minded followers blindly to political slaughter. Nearly everything they say is hypocritical. They blame others for their bad decisions. Throw around terms such as Nazi, Commy, pinko and socialist with absolutely no understanding of there meaning or correlation to current events. Most are on some social program and don't even know it because of their lack of education. Most of their leaders are self serving billionaires.
Teabangers are holding the country hostage even though they are only 4 % of voters.
Teabangers by Jomamma2 July 25, 2011

teabagger 

multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"
Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger.
teabagger by h4x0r3r July 24, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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