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tea_bagged 

When you accidenlty get a look at another guy's sack!
If someone pulls thier shorts back to expose one nut, and goes" Hey Look"....You've just been Tea Bagged!
tea_bagged by Bilbo T. Baggins June 16, 2004

Tea-bagged 

The act of placing ones nut sack in the open mouth of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated removal and re-insertion of the sac into said individual's mouth. Thus, mimicing the act of placing a tea-bag in a cup of water.
I payed that whore 5 bone to tea-bag deez nuts!
Tea-bagged by croth275 November 18, 2004

Tea Bagged

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc
Tea Bagged by mark January 12, 2005

Tea Bagged

In the classic Xbox game, Halo, it is the practice of repeatedly pressing the crouch bottom while standing on top of the head of a dead opponent's body, simulating the sexual act.
Bryan was sure pissed when the noob tea bagged him in last night's game of Team Slayer.
Tea Bagged by yo_antnee September 29, 2011

tea bagged

putting one's ball sack in too girls mouths ( in and out )
that pimp tea bagged his hoes
tea bagged by pimpin_p December 17, 2008

tea bagged

when you stick your balls in someones mouth sometimes when they arent expexting it
there are variations

i.e the alaskan snowcone tea bagging which involves putting ice cream or ice on your ball bag before hand
my favourite would be the iced lemon teabag suprise in which u dip you nut sack in ice lemon tea before give them a dunk in your friends mouth while they are sleeping
make sure to pull out as they awake or they may bite
dont tell your friends or u may get tea bagged
tea bagged by liamgardiner September 30, 2008
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