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Tea Drinker 

A tea drinker is a person who enjoys the natural taste of the world. With freshly brewed, mind cleansing, and tasty tea, they are some of the worlds kindest and healthiest people. They are always down to try some new tea, no matter the plant, they are guaranteed to love the flavor.
Although they may be kind, they are a little picky. If you bring a tea drinker to a restaurant, you better hope the waiter didn't bring their beverage sweetened.
"Woah, she seemed happy."
"Yeah, she told me chamomile tea is a natural de-stressor."
"ohhh she must be a tea drinker! that explains it!"
Tea Drinker by casteal March 16, 2019

Tea Drinker 

Derogatory term for brits
"Hey, Tom, look at that filthy tea drinker right there"
Tea Drinker by aCheekyBugger March 3, 2023

tea drinker 

A a pejorative term often used to describe people lacking masculine characteristics or for being weak. The term bears many similarities and may be compared to the slang terms cuck and soy boy.
"You are a real tea drinker!"
tea drinker by Hill..arious. May 11, 2021

tea drinker 

Are you an actual idiot? All a tea drinker is, is someone that drinks tea.
Get life

Get a boyfriend or girlfriend

Spend time with your family

Cause clearly you have no life if you are looking up what a tea drinker is!
"I'm a tea drinker, I like to drink tea"
"Duh, of course you do. You are English after all"
tea drinker by Savagemylads December 2, 2018

Tea drinker 

Another word for someone who guzzles cum
Luke: I think I want some tea instead of coffee

Tyler: So in other words, you like to guzzle cum. Fucking tea drinker
Tea drinker by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021

Tea Drinker 

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