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taylurked 

When Taylor Swift notices a photo of you, most likely holding 1989, and posts it on to her twitter page or comments or likes on instagram or tumblr.
She taylurked me yesterday and now I am dead. RIP me.
taylurked by youcanwantwhoyouwant November 4, 2014
Words you can keep

taylurking 

Taylurking is when Taylor Swift stalks her fans on social media.
I totally caught Taylor taylurking on twitter yesterday!
taylurking by stanloonanct May 6, 2015

Taylored 

its a way of life, doing what you want and customizing your life to you, not caring what people think about it.
"dude why are you lazy all the time? you never do anything!"
untaylored answer- "im not hecka lazy!!!!!"
taylored answer- "its cool if you think that cause im taylored"
Taylored by BIGsleepee March 9, 2011

Taylored 

(adj) - wearing Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa as a pun on "tailored."
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with Taylored
Taylored by Lennalf September 13, 2012

Taylored 

To be given a blowjob by a fat slut in school and then get expelled
Those boys got Taylored 3rd period.
Taylored by ergioufiojeg June 11, 2010

Taylored Man 

A guy that is sweet and loveable and only wants one girl in the world. He is cute and loves to make others happy especially his girl. Tylers' are tall, thin and lightskin. Tylers' are the life of the party and everyone loves them. They are funny and smart. They get all the girls attention but could only wish he had his one true loves attention back over them all. They are the sweetest guys you will ever meet. They know what they want and usually get it except in hard situations, because they have a great work ethic, personality and a desire to become the best and be the best for a certain girl. When Taylored men love someone, they always think about them, and will do anything for that person and will never give up on their one true love no matter what even if it seems like it. Taylored men usually fall in love with a girl named Taylor! Love you! :* Long live TNT <3
Taylored Man by TNT Fo' Life December 22, 2013

Rip Taylored 

Getting super fucked up, usually with a combination of alcohol and drugs.
I just got a 2/4 & an eightball, looks like we're gettin Rip Taylored tonight b'ys
Rip Taylored by Charlotte Bardot January 9, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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