taylurking 

Taylurking is when Taylor Swift stalks her fans on social media.

I totally caught Taylor taylurking on twitter yesterday!

taylurking by stanloonanct May 6, 2015

Taylering

The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.

Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"

Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."

Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."

Taylering by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009

Tayloring 

The act of going farther than stalking and or creeping.

Dude, cutest guy at the movies. I couldnt help but start Tayloring him.

Tayloring by SherlockHolmes006 June 5, 2010

Tayloring 

Being a clueless beard who gradually mutilates the genitals of their gay partner. Derived from Taylor McKessie, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise who is dating a character, Chad, who – in deleted scenes – is shown to have suppressed feelings of homosexuality. Taylor's vagina was barbed and thus shredded Chad's penis every time that the two partook in sexual intercourse.

"You are Tayloring that poor gay boy" or "You are destroying the gay-straight alliance here at our school you fuckin' Taylor"

Tayloring by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018

Tayloring 

The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..

Jamie had a quiet thursday....lunch was followed by the tayloring of a helpless wench.

Tayloring by crt1979 October 25, 2009

Tayloring 

When someone is thrid wheeling

Cate, Tanner, Courtney and Jacob were on a double date and Taylor showed up. "Jez she tayloring hard"

Tayloring by Jerimaha February 10, 2017

Tayloring 

The acto of going up and octave with every word said.

Wow the at he tayloring again

Tayloring by Uncle_Nathaniel February 23, 2018