taylurking
taylurking by stanloonanct May 6, 2015
Words you can keep
Taylering
The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.
Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"
Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."
Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."
Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."
Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."
Taylering by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009
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Tayloring
Tayloring by SherlockHolmes006 June 5, 2010
Tayloring
Being a clueless beard who gradually mutilates the genitals of their gay partner. Derived from Taylor McKessie, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise who is dating a character, Chad, who – in deleted scenes – is shown to have suppressed feelings of homosexuality. Taylor's vagina was barbed and thus shredded Chad's penis every time that the two partook in sexual intercourse.
"You are Tayloring that poor gay boy" or "You are destroying the gay-straight alliance here at our school you fuckin' Taylor"
Tayloring by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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