fatty's definitions

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

f-pam

fat, posing as muscle

He looked muscular, but on closer inspection, it was just f-pam.

by Fatty February 17, 2005

Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 2, 2005

tubbie

someone who is chubby, sits by heater and smokes, thinks they are really cool.

tubbie number 1 and tubbie number are by the heater again!

by fatty April 12, 2004

Verhoog

Most people strive to be a Verhoog, even though they may not be familiar with the term. A Verhoog is a beautiful, intelligent, successful creature, who knows his or her own mind. It is also a Dutch word which means 'to lift up'.

Man, he is such a Verhoog. I wish I could be like him.

by Fatty November 10, 2004

turd burglar

Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')

Look at that Turd Burglar tag that Turd!! F*ckin Turds... Need to be taught a lesson

by fatty August 21, 2003

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003