Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.
"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."
by Fatty April 02, 2005
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.
The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
by Fatty July 02, 2003
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bloody clown

The process of eating a girl out while she is menstrating.
Wow i just ate katie out while she was on her period...I looked like a Bloody clown!
by fatty January 05, 2005
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Chet B

a fat pudgy short kid who can't play football for shit yet he joined the team. He is a homo and has no friends except an asian kid with squinty eyes, who secretly is his boyfriend.
by Fatty April 02, 2005
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weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets
They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.
by fatty August 21, 2003
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Tombstone Piledriver

The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.
Fuck!! Kane just tombstone piledrivered Undertaker.
by Fatty December 17, 2003
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fat ass

a person that sits on the couch all day and watches shows like Ricki, Maury, and Jerry, and eats bon bons
by fatty January 14, 2003
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