fatty's definitions

bloody clown

The process of eating a girl out while she is menstrating.

Wow i just ate katie out while she was on her period...I looked like a Bloody clown!

by fatty January 5, 2005

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

f-pam

fat, posing as muscle

He looked muscular, but on closer inspection, it was just f-pam.

by Fatty February 17, 2005

Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 2, 2005

EPS

some fat jews who spend their days talking about monsters

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."

by fatty January 20, 2005

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

Chet B

a fat pudgy short kid who can't play football for shit yet he joined the team. He is a homo and has no friends except an asian kid with squinty eyes, who secretly is his boyfriend.

chet is a fucking douchebag!!!!!!

by Fatty April 2, 2005