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A troll from homestuck who is very very queer
gamzee: "Yo you know tavros?"
nepeta: "yeah pix is so queer 😒"
Eww. Why would anyone like Tavros
Tavros by CockEgbert September 21, 2020

Tavros Nitram 

Tavros is a charater from the web comic Homestuck.
he is shy, and has little to no selfe confidence. he was killed by a vriska serket and when he died many fans bere sad because he was so freakin adorable! his sign is Taurus and he is the patron troll to ppl born from april 21- may 20. he has distinct typing quirks and a special color that he types in. he types in a chocolaty brown color, and he tENDS TO uHHH,,, aDD MANY uHHH,,,s IN HIS SPEECH. he types like that because he is insicure and he studders and falters in his speech/ text. for more info. visit: homestuck wiki and search for tavros nitram
tavros nitram: "wOW,,, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,,,"
Tavros Nitram by taurus homestuck October 4, 2012

Tavros Crocker 

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.
Tavros Crocker by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

tauroscatology 

The study of bullshit, from "tauro" - bull - and "scat" - shit, a very important field of endeavour and one being pursued above all by journalists and psychologist investigating the seamy world of politics, business and publishing
"There's already enough tauroscatology on this thread without adding another layer."
tauroscatology by ken creffield March 14, 2007

Tavorshake

A milk-shake with an active pharmacolgical ingredient of the benzodiazepine-group; i.e. Lorazepam.

Its colour is blue, as the most popular lorazepam pills; Tavor (by Pfizer)

Though this beverage is not officially distributed in common fast-food-chains; roumors have spread about its presence in South German-branch Burger King restaurants.
I'd like a tavorshake with my diarrhea-balls.

I suggest you drink a tavorshake; as you are obviusly trippin' balls.

LOL U MAD! Take this Tavorshake to relax.

Do they server tavorshakes in trans-continental flights? Yes? Also in Economy-Class?
Tavorshake by harlekincopter February 22, 2011