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idiot who cant take a joke even if you have said it multiple times he will still cry but dont fell too bad his daily subway and several more buckets of chips will make 5 per cent of his gayness come back.

his tie is messed up (even stupid ones like thing will work) lets tell Taurios:NOOO PLEASE DONT I WILL GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE NOOOO I WONT BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DONT TELL I WONT FOLLOW YOU LIKE I DONT ALL THE TIME PLEASEEEEES.

taurios by UR REEL NAME March 4, 2019

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tauroscatology

The study of bullshit, from "tauro" - bull - and "scat" - shit, a very important field of endeavour and one being pursued above all by journalists and psychologist investigating the seamy world of politics, business and publishing

"There's already enough tauroscatology on this thread without adding another layer."

tauroscatology by ken creffield March 14, 2007

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Tauros

Tauros, a pokemon that is as rare as shit. It appears in the safari zone and other places.

A Tauros appeared!
Gamer : Omg Yes!

Tauros ran away
Gamer : Gay!

Tauros by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009

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Tauries

A person who used to be a tauras but after the signs changed they got aries, and were incredibly pissed off. So they combined them.

Guy 1: Dude, im pissed.
Guy 2: Why man?
Guy 1: The new astrological sign changed my shit! I'm now an aries!
Guy 2: Screw that man! Lets combine it with your old one, we'll call it a Tauries!
Guy 1: HELL YEAH! I AM A TAURIES NOW!

Tauries by MATTSTA! January 15, 2011

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Taurissia

One who is beautiful, smart, outgoing, and has a sweet voice. Tends to be sweet and has a nice body and can throw down in a fight if having to. Loves hugs, kisses and can be a freak at times but is really shy.

Taurissia is the best women ever

Taurissia by Rewind😊 April 11, 2018

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Taurosing

The act of edging yourself until the point of ejaculating, yelling "Tauros use tackle!" then ramming into a girl while making bull noises.

Me and Stacy were taurosing last night, it was crazy.

Taurosing by pokemastermandudeawsome May 31, 2024

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Taurosing

The act of edging yourself until the point of ejaculation, yelling "Tauros use tackle!" then ramming into a girl and ejaculating inside her.

Me and Stacy were taurosing last night it was crazy!

Taurosing by pokemastermandudeawsome May 31, 2024

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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