taurios

idiot who cant take a joke even if you have said it multiple times he will still cry but dont fell too bad his daily subway and several more buckets of chips will make 5 per cent of his gayness come back.

his tie is messed up (even stupid ones like thing will work) lets tell Taurios:NOOO PLEASE DONT I WILL GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE NOOOO I WONT BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DONT TELL I WONT FOLLOW YOU LIKE I DONT ALL THE TIME PLEASEEEEES.

by UR REEL NAME March 4, 2019

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tauroscatology

The study of bullshit, from "tauro" - bull - and "scat" - shit, a very important field of endeavour and one being pursued above all by journalists and psychologist investigating the seamy world of politics, business and publishing

"There's already enough tauroscatology on this thread without adding another layer."

by ken creffield March 14, 2007

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Tauros

Tauros, a pokemon that is as rare as shit. It appears in the safari zone and other places.

A Tauros appeared!
Gamer : Omg Yes!

Tauros ran away
Gamer : Gay!

by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009

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Tauries

A person who used to be a tauras but after the signs changed they got aries, and were incredibly pissed off. So they combined them.

Guy 1: Dude, im pissed.
Guy 2: Why man?
Guy 1: The new astrological sign changed my shit! I'm now an aries!
Guy 2: Screw that man! Lets combine it with your old one, we'll call it a Tauries!
Guy 1: HELL YEAH! I AM A TAURIES NOW!

by MATTSTA! January 15, 2011

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Taurissia

One who is beautiful, smart, outgoing, and has a sweet voice. Tends to be sweet and has a nice body and can throw down in a fight if having to. Loves hugs, kisses and can be a freak at times but is really shy.

Taurissia is the best women ever

by Rewind😊 April 11, 2018

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