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tatterhead

When a person didn't think before they spoke.

An individual who is normally not stupid, but just did or said something that was.

A nicer way of calling someone a dumbass.
Come on tatterhead. It ain't like you to make these types of mistakes.

What the hell or you doing tatterhead?
by Mysterray October 27, 2015
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tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006
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tatorhead

This is a noun describing anyone who you relatively dislike for obvious stupidity. It is also used as an adjective often in the past tense. It is to ruin something, insult something,or to describe getting fucked over.
1.I got tatorheaded out of a great time when my mom got home and cockblocked me.
2.I tatorheaded my younger sister's volcano project because she is a little cockblock.
3. Get outta my face, tatorhead.
by Higmo July 30, 2008
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Tatehead

Another word for those known as scallies, chavs, charvers, spides, etc. This word originated in Wakefield, West Yorkshire, and is derived from 'Council Estate - Head', though another theory on the origins of the word suggest it may have originated from the fact that the head of your average chav is about akin to a potato in intelligence, though this is less likely. The word was first heard to be used by a rather middle class young lad by the name of J. Moate.
'Bloody 'ell, let's go t't next bus stop, this 'uns full 'ot tateheads'
by Xzamuel December 27, 2004
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Tattered Pink Sheet

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
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Tattered Mars

Is the best at the most known VR game gorilla tag and if you see him he will go god mode
OMG GUYS IT'S TATTERED MARS!!
by TatteredMars February 24, 2022
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Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.
George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock
by StevieK... November 6, 2010
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