tatterhead 

When a person didn't think before they spoke.

An individual who is normally not stupid, but just did or said something that was.

A nicer way of calling someone a dumbass.

Come on tatterhead. It ain't like you to make these types of mistakes.

What the hell or you doing tatterhead?

tatterhead by Mysterray October 27, 2015

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

tattered windsock by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

tatorhead 

This is a noun describing anyone who you relatively dislike for obvious stupidity. It is also used as an adjective often in the past tense. It is to ruin something, insult something,or to describe getting fucked over.

1.I got tatorheaded out of a great time when my mom got home and cockblocked me.
2.I tatorheaded my younger sister's volcano project because she is a little cockblock.
3. Get outta my face, tatorhead.

tatorhead by Higmo July 30, 2008

Tatehead

Another word for those known as scallies, chavs, charvers, spides, etc. This word originated in Wakefield, West Yorkshire, and is derived from 'Council Estate - Head', though another theory on the origins of the word suggest it may have originated from the fact that the head of your average chav is about akin to a potato in intelligence, though this is less likely. The word was first heard to be used by a rather middle class young lad by the name of J. Moate.

'Bloody 'ell, let's go t't next bus stop, this 'uns full 'ot tateheads'

Tatehead by Xzamuel December 27, 2004

Tattered Pink Sheet 

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.

He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.

Tattered Pink Sheet by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020

Tattered Mars 

Is the best at the most known VR game gorilla tag and if you see him he will go god mode

OMG GUYS IT'S TATTERED MARS!!

Tattered Mars by TatteredMars February 24, 2022

Tattered Windsock 

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

Tattered Windsock by StevieK... November 6, 2010