Tatored 

A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!

"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"

Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

tatored 

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

tatored by Triis February 12, 2009

tatored 

To be exhausted after doing absolutely nothing or sleep deprevation

Man, i never even did anything today and im still tatored

tatored by Alison Rawlings June 24, 2007

Tatored 

Getting turnt

Yo, Imma get tatored tonight

Tatored by Gaggleofbricks September 29, 2018

Getting Tutored 

To get a vasectomy.

From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"

My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.

Getting Tutored by Theo September 17, 2004

tatered

To be hammered, incoherently drunk, having a good time...etc.

Tom was tatered last night.

tatered by Kate December 7, 2004

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

screwed, blued, and tatooed by MJCA May 5, 2006