Toximeter
Let me turn on my Toximeter and figure out why i'm feeling so low.
I won't work with people who raise my Toximeter levels.
I won't work with people who raise my Toximeter levels.
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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