Toximeter

A mental meter, which measures the level of toxicity or negativity in the world around us.

Let me turn on my Toximeter and figure out why i'm feeling so low.
I won't work with people who raise my Toximeter levels.

by 27weeks May 7, 2021

Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,

The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.

by Thiboz October 30, 2018

toileter

Someone who wants to be your toilet.

person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter

by doggtorp March 1, 2023

tasimeter

Describes the level of unreasonable angriness and being late to previous agreed times

Bro, you are a 100 in the tasimeter. You are more Tassos than himself!

by schmedemann May 11, 2024

Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017