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tassos=teh cool
that is freakin tassos
tassos by wahlquist May 16, 2004
Words you can keep
jerk who flirts with every girl he can, and leads girls on
he's pulling a tassos
tassos by camille May 13, 2005
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He is a dick shaped Human with a Door instead of a mouth UND ER IST KOMISCH
Tassos is a cool guy
Tassos by HeroHirsch May 29, 2017

Tassomai 

a random homework assignment that English donnies are forced to do, said to be fantastic but people are very skeptical of that remark. Probably just some random app from out the backarse of China or something
English Donny: yo I just did my tassomai it is kind of swag
Big Lad who goes to a private school: what the hell is tassomai
Tassomai by big_nacho July 6, 2021

tassomai 

do. your. mother. fucking. daily. goals. on. tassomai.

some random app that benefits small unknowing children by teaching them usless- i mean very interesting- sciencey sounding bullshit.
teacher: dont forget to do ur tassomai
child: what if i dont
teacher :you like having a spinal chord, right?
child: does tassomai and learns that A lump of ZINC is placed in a solution of IRON SULFATE. Zinc is more reactive than iron. This will cause a displacement reaction, forming zinc sulphate.
tassomai by short_person July 20, 2021
A Greek male who makes friends while painting bricks, enjoys long games of soccer, loves Spongebob and competition, loves wearing vests, and loves exotic women.
Hey! Do you know Tasso?!
Tasso by chillpil November 16, 2009
When someone randomly tries to stick their finger up a stranger's butt in a crowded bar.
This chick kept bumping into me so I Tasso'ed her. She jumped a mile but I think she liked it.
Tasso'ed by Peebs Johansen October 21, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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