tarvet 

a dumbass who watches way too much starcraft 2

Look at that Tarvet over there.

tarvet by geyboy420 September 9, 2020

dick target 

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

target effect

The result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. Frequently happens while shopping at Target.

Person 1 before shopping: Ok, we're just going for a few grocery items
Person 1 afterwards: I don't know where to store my new kitchen set, plastic bins, or towel rack. Why do I have so much food?
Person 2: That is what we call the target effect

target effect by squeee May 12, 2014

targetwalm 

The name of the Instagram account @targetwalm_, the name itself being a combination of Target and Walmart. He is a literal god in meme standpoint and has over 1k of his followers (nicknamed "shoppers"). Targetwalm himself is an American based meme creator. He is an Atlanta resident who works at Burger King (ironically), and has gone on multiple tours (the next being WalmTour 2018, which is hopefully coming to the Philidelphia area and other east coast stops).

Yo did you see this meme by Targetwalm? It's HILARIOUS!

targetwalm by l1z4rd.b01 February 28, 2018

target cart attendant 

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

target cart attendant by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010

Target Bag

To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom

Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!

Target Bag by Dopey Houser April 29, 2009

Target Guest 

Middle to lower class people who shop at Target, Most often having snobbish attitude, with a litter of unruly children, who scream without reprimand. Target guests leave a wake of spilled drinks, and popcorn on the floor . Dirty diapers in shopping carts or anywhere else bio hazards don't belong. Their language is composed of a dialect unknown to most hygiene conscientious humans ex:Shopping cart: translation= a portable and completely free Garbage Can on wheels can also be used as a ,Diaper Pail,or Kleenex receptacle.
They can't read
ex: Buy 3 of this item get a$5 gift card.They will have in their cart maybe one correct item, two incorrect items ,or only 2 items total. Upon being shown the add promotion, and reading the "details " to them, they ALWAYS insist "That's not what the sign said on the shelf". So therefore Target employees spend an estimated average of 2000 hours a year and 20,000 miles walking around the store to bring the "sign" up to the checkout lane . Then while the other Target Guests become greatly annoyed,and huffy,They'll decide then ,that they" don't want it!"

They are restroom destroyers ,this process occurs within an average of 15 minutes from. hourly cleaning.They lack manners and are completely oblivious to anyone around them while shopping. Target guests are known for having poor eyesight . "The dinette set wont fit in my Prius!?" A Target guest can also be identified by their poor driving skills upon entering any store parking lot.

After the tsunami, a comment was made that "Wow it looks as i f a "Target Guest"came through here yesterday." Sure looks Targhetto.
If the Super Bowl Party is at a Target Guest's house this year ,I'm not going cause all that beer I plan on drinkin' uh ,uh , not using that filthy bathroom!

Target Guest by chmpbmxgirl March 30, 2014