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Tatties and Bear 

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.
Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!
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big tatties

Large breasts; the kind you stare at or try to grab when you're intoxicated
Ah Bah.... BIG tatties!
big tatties by Bill Sanborn September 16, 2008
1. Breasts (titties)
2. Potatoes, usually mashed'
1. 'That young lady had herself an exceptional set of tatties'
2. 'Yes, I'll have the steak with tatties on the side'
tatties by whiskymack February 21, 2004
A hot individual who interacts with all there mutuals posts and desperately needs to be taught how to be nice to strangers, especially random kids on roblox.
“Omg! Thank you for liking and commenting on all my posts! You are such a tartisy!”
“thanks ig or whatever stfu i bet your mom still tucks you in you fatty go die”
“Ily marry me”
tartisy by Nicestpeeson February 21, 2021

Tempur-Pedic Tatties 

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.
#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.
Tempur-Pedic Tatties by ColbyColeTrain September 29, 2010
Fandom pairing of the characters of Glee - Artie and Tina.
I am such a Tartie fan. Tina and Artie just belong together.
Tartie by sv.jindra September 25, 2010
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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