by sv.jindra September 25, 2010
Get the Tartiemug. A tarty martyr is one who is on an epic quest to find the perfect tart for which he will give his life
James: Ooh look that’s nice tart
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
by A tarty martyr January 31, 2019
Get the tarty martyrmug. adj. having the taste of a pop tart
n. a exsquisite tasting pop-tart; perferably cinnamon as that's the only good kind
n. a exsquisite tasting pop-tart; perferably cinnamon as that's the only good kind
by DRBadGuy91 December 13, 2006
Get the pop-tarty-liousmug. 
That horrible dry unsatisfactory feeling on your tounge like rubber against a clean floor making it squeak or like fine sand paper coating your mouth pertaining to something you eat or consume
I ate a lemon causing tartyness.
Why do these foods feel weird it's as if they have a tartyness to them.
Why do these foods feel weird it's as if they have a tartyness to them.
by The Kirk Cobain cracker December 14, 2021
Get the tartynessmug.