tarptard
tarptard by aussieandy November 20, 2014
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Tardtard
One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:
(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")
In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.
Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."
Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.
The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")
In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.
Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."
Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.
The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?
- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...
-Double-u slash e, tardtard.
-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...
-Double-u slash e, tardtard.
-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008
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When one has been trapping for so long that they have forgotten to save any money so that they may get out the trap someday.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.
"I can't believe Chad embarrassed everybody at Easter; man, he's traptarded. He tried helping Grandma cook in the kitchen, and just ended up making some crack."
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tardtard power= evonne.. andriana.. andrew and danny at aquatica. .. ayy. i got a pain in my chess and i cant breaf. <333
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