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tardpole
Genetically disfigured spermatozoa which can potentially bore mentally and/or physically impaired offspring once mated with an unfertilized egg. Common among male inbred species (see: hicks) and those who undertake long periods of celibacy without masturbation. The chances of producing tardpoles can be minimized by strict adherence to ALL of the following:
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
Related Words
tardphone • hardphone • taliphone • tardphobic • tardpole • tardpoon • Tearphones • triphonest • Trap Phone • Tard Hole
Trapphone
a cheap low budget phone, usually not up to date, usually used for drug dealing and other illegal activities or can used as backup phones if your expensive one breaks. they usually are prepaid. But for the most part they are ugly and cheap.
hardphone
hardphone by David Sweet April 19, 2006
Tearphones
A compilation of the words "tears" and "earphones"
When you cry whilst laying on your back and the tears leak into your ears
When you cry whilst laying on your back and the tears leak into your ears
Tearphones by Depression420 May 7, 2018
tardpoon
to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. This is known as tardpooning. A successfull tardpoon is one where :
There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)
The victim is more crippled/retarded
The victim squeals/flails more in the process
The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.
There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)
The victim is more crippled/retarded
The victim squeals/flails more in the process
The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.
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