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tardpoon 

to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. This is known as tardpooning. A successfull tardpoon is one where :

There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)

The victim is more crippled/retarded

The victim squeals/flails more in the process

The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.
"hey you wanna go tardpooning today?"

"i an a professional tardpooner."
tardpoon by hoonstar June 3, 2009

tardphone 

All smartphones having easy access to Facebook are qualified for being tardphones.
tardphone by Wujek October 11, 2011
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Used after anal sex; a tampon for the anus to prevent anal leakage.
After getting fucked in the ass last night, I used the tarpoon to stop the cum dripping.
tarpoon by Chelz Kolb February 9, 2006
When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.
Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?
tarpoon by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

Tarpoona 

The word Elizabeth made up at the bar in October 4th 2025
What is a tarpoona
Tarpoona by Tar poon a October 4, 2025