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tardpoon 

to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. This is known as tardpooning. A successfull tardpoon is one where :

There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)

The victim is more crippled/retarded

The victim squeals/flails more in the process

The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.
"hey you wanna go tardpooning today?"

"i an a professional tardpooner."
tardpoon by hoonstar June 3, 2009

tardphone 

All smartphones having easy access to Facebook are qualified for being tardphones.
tardphone by Wujek October 11, 2011
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Used after anal sex; a tampon for the anus to prevent anal leakage.
After getting fucked in the ass last night, I used the tarpoon to stop the cum dripping.
tarpoon by Chelz Kolb February 9, 2006
When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.
Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?
tarpoon by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

Tarpoona 

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What is a tarpoona
Tarpoona by Tar poon a October 4, 2025
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