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to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. This is known as tardpooning. A successfull tardpoon is one where :

There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)

The victim is more crippled/retarded

The victim squeals/flails more in the process

The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.
"hey you wanna go tardpooning today?"

"i an a professional tardpooner."
by hoonstar June 03, 2009
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