tardomobile

A car whose appearance is retarded...not dissimilar to that of a retard in fact

Haha...Ben's car is a tardomobile

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

tartmobile

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

tardmobile

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.

Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.

by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

tardmobile

1. A car with a Baby On Board sticker, a Disabled sticker, a learner plate, and a license plate reading 'DROOLER'

2. A wheel-chair.

Tardman! To the tardmobile!

by B-Drac November 19, 2003