A Trotmobile is a car that has two legs. In a sense a robot that is also a car.
During the Industrial Revolution, people became so in with cars, that they wish to use them everywhere; thus the Trotmobile was born!
From the Atlus RPGgame; Steambot Chronicles (Bumpy Trots in Japan.)
My Trot is so awesome, check out the elephant tusk grill I put on the front!
Pssh, that's nothing, my Trotmobile has a giant sword arm!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.