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tardduck 

A cool roblox player
Tardduck is so cool
tardduck by By yo mama June 5, 2017
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tardfuck 

not the same as fucktard, this is much much worse, a tardfuck is someone who gets off on fucking retards. Only use this when suitable... or when wanting to rinse someone so hard they may never need to wash again.
Oh my god! You just tried to bash off usin a bottle and now u have no cock, u tardfuck!

Don't let that dude into the asylum, he's a tardfuck!

Fuck you tardfuck!
tardfuck by KitSteel April 22, 2007

TardBucket

A term used for the most sutpid peope whos IQ is acttually lower than that of a bucket
Dylan forgot to put the dog in his cage what a tardbucket

Asshat Tardbucket 

is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.
"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB

"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me
Asshat Tardbucket by dwillzit November 20, 2009

Turdducken 

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.
Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.

TardBucks 

A coffee shop run by tards or people who are severely stupid.
That coffee shop should be renamed TardBucks because of the employees that are working there.

Do you work at TardBucks?
TardBucks by 1344DC99 November 15, 2018

Tardbuckler 

I live in a nation of tardbucklers.
Tardbuckler by dillon dickman October 12, 2011
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