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Tardduck is so cool

tardduck by By yo mama June 5, 2017

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tardfuck

not the same as fucktard, this is much much worse, a tardfuck is someone who gets off on fucking retards. Only use this when suitable... or when wanting to rinse someone so hard they may never need to wash again.

Oh my god! You just tried to bash off usin a bottle and now u have no cock, u tardfuck!

Don't let that dude into the asylum, he's a tardfuck!

Fuck you tardfuck!

tardfuck by KitSteel April 22, 2007

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tardduck • tardfuck • Tardbuckler • Turdducken • TardBucks • Tardnuckle • tarducky • Asshat Tardbucket • Tard Bucket • tard fucker

TardBucket

A term used for the most sutpid peope whos IQ is acttually lower than that of a bucket

Dylan forgot to put the dog in his cage what a tardbucket

TardBucket by Zac aka Lord Walla Walla January 17, 2007

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Asshat Tardbucket

is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.

"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB

"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me

Asshat Tardbucket by dwillzit November 20, 2009

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Turdducken

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.

Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.

Turdducken by Corbin Dallas Mult-Pooh May 20, 2009

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TardBucks

A coffee shop run by tards or people who are severely stupid.

That coffee shop should be renamed TardBucks because of the employees that are working there.

Do you work at TardBucks?

TardBucks by 1344DC99 November 15, 2018

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Tardbuckler

those who peddle retardation

I live in a nation of tardbucklers.

Tardbuckler by dillon dickman October 12, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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