tard tingles

The tingling sensation of embarrassment felt on behalf of others - often felt during a musical performance by someone not musically talented, or when watching a person make a retard of themselves. Similar to the jibblies.

Brett Bretterson tried to serenade what's her face with some love song. Man, that gave me some serious tard tingles.

by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005

tard tingle

the cringing feeling you get when you see someone being embarrassing or doing something embarrassing. Therefore, causing a tingly sensation.

when people clap at the end of a flight to florida, that is a tard tingle.

by maris g. November 10, 2005

Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

tartingles

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.

Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!

by professor Quinta December 1, 2006

Tartingles

(Noun) The sensation of embarrassment at someone else's awkward situations.

1) God, doesn't Curb Your Enthusiasm give you the worst fucking tartingles?

2) I have a rough case of the tartingles whenever a usually quiet kid gets drunk and becomes an uncontrollably loud and honest mysogynist

by ..s.s.s December 20, 2008