tapesht

ta*pesh*t

adjective, adverb;

1. Used to describe the number one top guy.

2. Having the best skills

origin:
hockeylifeHL

Hey Cory, did you watch the game tonight?

No, I missed it.

Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.

by hockeylife June 14, 2013

anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

by breakingbad December 27, 2012

Tapestryshopp'd

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.

"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."

by CurtisDK August 10, 2009

Tapestry

A poster made out of cloth.

This tapestry looks like a poster made out of cloth.

by MiniBaj October 5, 2020

Tapestry

One of those (wall art) things that you'd see hippies owning but really are used by (white) girls to make their room look cooler. They might also have fairy lights hanging with it and if that's the case, may lead guys to want to (fuck).

Daniel: Hey, wanna come over to my house?
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is

by Penne hole December 17, 2019

tapesty

A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.

My worbd, those ducks look tapesty.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

Tapestry

A rug for a vertical floor.

A: hey, whats a tapestry?
B: its a rug you put on your vertical floor.
A: why?
B:just because i can.

by Really really legit dude June 4, 2015