4 definitions by breakingbad
the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
by breakingbad December 27, 2012
the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.
damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!
by breakingbad January 3, 2013
A passive-aggressive and patronizing (though light-hearted) rhetorical question, intended to ridicule someone for doing something trivial, whether it be eating, watching TV or anything that can be vaguely interpreted as being enjoyed. intended to embarrass or annoy the recipient as a form of banter/teasing.
by breakingbad May 7, 2015
sunglasses taken and worn to a rave in the attempt to obscure pupil expansion, as well as the anxiety brought on by wide eyed, drugged up strangers. also blocks out the haters and completes a fleeky techhead lewk.
so glad i brought my mdma glasses out tonight, keep bumping into other wreckheads on the dancefloor.
by breakingbad May 22, 2017