dook

Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.

How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?

Firty Fwee.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

SNAP TRAP

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

by Cwips February 5, 2004

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004

firty fwee

The way that endorphous pronounces the number 33. Sumsing to do wibv his speepch impebdimenpt.

Do you know which episode it was?
33.
Firty Fwee?
Thir-ty Th-ree.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

duckdow

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.

Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

snap

The physical act of having a crap. Using your sphincter to cut the cable as it protrudes from your arse, or just letting it break off under it's own weight.

Christ, I need to go snap one before I shit myself.

by Cwips February 8, 2004

tapesty

A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.

My worbd, those ducks look tapesty.

by Cwips February 12, 2004