Cwips's definitions

dook

Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.

How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?

Firty Fwee.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

SNAP TRAP

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

by Cwips February 5, 2004

firty fwee

The way that endorphous pronounces the number 33. Sumsing to do wibv his speepch impebdimenpt.

Do you know which episode it was?
33.
Firty Fwee?
Thir-ty Th-ree.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".

A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004

no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 4, 2004

NOBBO OBBO DOBBO

What Endorphous says when he gets angry instead of "No I don't"

I've heard that you sometimes use that name.

Nobbo Obbo Dobbo

by Cwips February 4, 2004