Cwips's definitions

dook

Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.

How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?

Firty Fwee.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

firty fwee

The way that endorphous pronounces the number 33. Sumsing to do wibv his speepch impebdimenpt.

Do you know which episode it was?
33.
Firty Fwee?
Thir-ty Th-ree.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

SNAP TRAP

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

by Cwips February 5, 2004

snap

The physical act of having a crap. Using your sphincter to cut the cable as it protrudes from your arse, or just letting it break off under it's own weight.

Christ, I need to go snap one before I shit myself.

by Cwips February 8, 2004

no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 4, 2004

Endorphous

Norman Sheun. No mash hen. Enorma shen. Endorphous Shen.

I don't think there is any such person as this Endorphous Shen. How do you spell it?

by Cwips February 4, 2004

duckdow

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.

Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.

by Cwips February 12, 2004