Cwips's definitions

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".

A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

durvey

A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.

I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

cracraplucla

A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .

Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

tapesty

A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.

My worbd, those ducks look tapesty.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

duckdow

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.

Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.

by Cwips February 12, 2004