Definitions by Cwips
speepch impebdimenpt
A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.
I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!
speepch impebdimenpt by Cwips February 18, 2004
STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM
Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM by Cwips February 15, 2004
durvey
A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.
I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.
cracraplucla
A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .
Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.
cracraplucla by Cwips February 15, 2004
tapesty
A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.
ducks and sings
Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.
ducks and sings by Cwips February 12, 2004
duckdow
Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.
Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.