tanktards

fucker that uses a tank

25 kills using a tank
fucking tanktards

tanktards by bigman1601 August 21, 2022

bryce tankthrust 

The true Red Queen. She is a highly attractive badass with a Golden pistol, and an evil, heartless CEO. She literally steals hearts from Elmer clones to stay at least halfway human. But that still doesn’t make her a good person. She’s basically this universe’s Donald Trump, except she’s hot and funny.

Guy 1: “Why do you like Bryce Tankthrust so much? She’s a murderous bitch.”
Guy 2, awestruck: “Yeah but look at her strut,,”

bryce tankthrust by BryceVsElmer November 15, 2020

Tantard 

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

Tantard by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

Tankard 

Yet another thrash band. This all German quartet sings mainly about beer, liquor, and wine.

Damn, tankard has a wierd sound.

Tankard by ANTHRAXVIRIS April 13, 2005

Tankard 

Drunk, inebriated or intoxicated with alcohol.

Most likely derived from the single handled drinking vessel of the same name.

"Did you see Steve last night? He was absolutely tankard!"

Tankard by Paul Stead February 26, 2008

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

Banktards by Btard hater June 22, 2010

Clankin' Tankards 

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).

"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"

Clankin' Tankards by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023