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tanstafl 

There Ain't No Such Thing as A Free Lunch.

Very old slang, dating back to before ain't became a legitimate English contraction.

I means that a prospect is too good to be true(TGTBT), in that you are being offered something for nothing.
Nate: Your eMail says Bill Gates will give you $250 for each person you send this to that sends it to someone else.

Uncle Dick: TANSTAFL.
tanstafl by Ronin Catholic January 3, 2008
Word of the Day on January 26, 2016
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TANSTAAFL 

Acronym for: "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"

Accredited to author Robert A. Heinlein in his novel "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"
TANSTAAFL is the golden rule.
TANSTAAFL by Depherios November 15, 2003
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TANSTAAFL 

Abbreviation

A common shorthand for the colloquialism "There ain't no such things as a free lunch" implying that anything, as free as it may appear, has a real hidden cost.
(SMS)

Fred: WTF!? My stay was comped, but at checkout they charged me 4 the cable, phone, and internet!

Barney: TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL by Guesty Sueless May 31, 2010

tanstaafl 

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
tanstaafl by Flamin Homer May 31, 2003

TANSTAAFL 

T.here A.in't N.o S.uch T.hing A.s A. F.ree L.unch
Something advertised as being "free" will invariably have hidden costs.
Kid: Woah, why does Facebook have a whole bunch of Ads on their site all of a sudden?
Teacher: TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL by JBLuverxo<3 November 18, 2011

TINSTAFL 

An acronym for "There is no such thing as a free lunch."
"When in doubt, just remember TINSTAFL!"
TINSTAFL by neops August 13, 2005

TANSTAAFL 

There's always new shoes to appreciate, adore, fondle, love
I broke up with my girlfriend and TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL by TANSTAAFL Man December 10, 2012
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