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tramboozled

When the (UK/Europe) tram driver, after you're seated and rolling, punches in new outer signage that radically affects your destination.

"Ya now, mite, think we's bin tramboozled. We're all goin' ta hell now!"

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Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.

"The authors have been tampoozled" -MAJ Andrew Fisher, 2018

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To Hang around outside the workplace for long periods of time after work; to hang with coworkers.

I trampoozled with Alex, Greg, and Bob outside of Bread Co. last night.

Trampoozle by Ian Carlson September 8, 2005

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when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

tampooned by nathz January 20, 2010

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when a poodle is so damn fluffy, it can mistaken for a large walking tampon

Have you seen sherrie's dog?

Yeah it totally looks like a Tampoodle

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1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

tampoonery by nuetron November 27, 2020

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