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Bampoozle 

-adj.
1) A way to say "fuck you, you disgusting scum" in Gaelic.

-verb
1) To get crunk; To party.

-noun
1) A secret place where only the toughest most agile leprechauns can spend their days. You can find it just past the pot filled with gold and beyond the rainbow. If you have reached the shire, you've gone too far.
-adj.
Those bloody bampoozles stole all of me potatoes!

-verb.
Man #1
"That party last night was fuckin' amazing!"
Man #2
"Yeah, I know! I grabbed my girl and we started to bampoozle!"

*knuckle touch*

-noun
Ay! Lets go hang at Bampoozle later! We can all get shitfaced and skip freely through the four leaf clovers. After we're finished we can worship our God, Lucky, while eat stale marshmallows and defend him from greedy bratty animated children!
Bampoozle by Irish Mother Fucker December 18, 2009
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Narghile bamboozled 

This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.
I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉

Bamboozled by her blow hole 

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

Bamboozled 

Screwed up deeply twice by viet cong employer changing salary policy everyday. You keep smiling motherfuker!
I sell you my fake stocks my dear bamboozled friend. Dead line in three hours motherfuker!
Bamboozled by A6600871_kkk July 7, 2020

Bamgoozled

Requesting inappropriate searches on an unsuspecting Google user.
Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”

Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”

Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
Bamgoozled by iBetty October 2, 2014

bamaroozle

When someone is getting food from a fast food drive thru, one random person runs by and snatches the food before it is received by the paying customer.
That nigga bitch bamaroozled my taco bell!!

bamboozle 

I been bamboozled.
bamboozle by Pro-fes-i-nal October 20, 2003
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