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tampooned 

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.
eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse
tampooned by nathz January 20, 2010
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tampooned 

the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.
a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.
tampooned by chismgism January 11, 2012

Taprooned 

To have run out of alcohol
We realised with great fear that the keg had run dry, all the stores were shut, and we were indeed taprooned.
Taprooned by Kate Adams February 20, 2006

Tamponed 

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.
My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...
Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011

Tampoozled

Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.
"The authors have been tampoozled" -MAJ Andrew Fisher, 2018
Tampoozled by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018

tampowned 

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding
Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.
tampowned by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

Tampoony 

A game in which at least two people, probably males, each take a tampon, soak it in water, and throw it at the ceiling; the desired effect being that the tampons stick to said ceiling. The object of the game is to see whos tampon stays on the ceiling the longest before inevitably falling. The winner, obviously, is whos tampon stays on the longest.
Hey, go steal some of your girlfriends tampons so we can play tampoony.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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