tampooned

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

by nathz January 20, 2010

tampooned

the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.

a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.

by chismgism January 11, 2012

Taprooned

To have run out of alcohol

We realised with great fear that the keg had run dry, all the stores were shut, and we were indeed taprooned.

by Kate Adams February 20, 2006

Tamponed

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

by shocksystem May 23, 2011

Tampoozled

Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.

"The authors have been tampoozled" -MAJ Andrew Fisher, 2018

by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018

tampowned

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding

Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.

by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

Tampoony

A game in which at least two people, probably males, each take a tampon, soak it in water, and throw it at the ceiling; the desired effect being that the tampons stick to said ceiling. The object of the game is to see whos tampon stays on the ceiling the longest before inevitably falling. The winner, obviously, is whos tampon stays on the longest.

Hey, go steal some of your girlfriends tampons so we can play tampoony.

by The one who calls Himself "I am" February 6, 2006