takius

A person who never does their work and goofs off by playing video games.

You are being such a Takius to day

by mrzeapple February 11, 2014

Takushoing

To pretend to be a female when you are a male, the same as being a transgender. Helps more if you find a mate of the opposite sex that will convert their sexuality for you.

Takusho: aye son I jus want to kno im really a man

Boy: SO YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN SEXING A MAN?!

Takusho: Yea son watchu gon do bout it

Boy: but but but I STILL LOVE YOU! You mean you jus been Takushoing ME?!

by OGPlanet July 2, 2011

Takisha

A very ambitious and loving girl. She puts her concern for friends and family first. She's very attractive and in most cases very irresistable. She is often sumed up to be a great wife for any guy who wants to settle down and have a successful life with a woman. Takisha's are hostile and aggressive and do not take disrespect of arrogance from anyone. She's independent and also reliable so she's as honest as she can be.

Takisha you're a very great friend and you're good hearted

by Ramlasr December 19, 2012

Takis

A Chili pepper and Lime flavored corn snack by Barcel. They come in 4oz and 9.9oz bags. The most popular flavor is Fuego, which comes in the blueish purple bag. They are made in Mexico and they are possibly the best snack food ever.

Dave: Hey man. You want to go to Mike's for some bags of Takis?
John: Fo Sho man.

by apemonkey4 September 4, 2012

Takis Tsoukalas

A fanatic football fan specifically passionate about Olympiacos' football and basketball team. Runs a show called ANTE ΓΕΙΑ (ANTE GEIA) on his YouTube channel, as he was banned from television after a supposedly racist remark. The meaning of the show is to promote the grandeur of Olympiacos as a football institution, but, as Takis' main weakness is his temperament, he ends up attracting numerous prank callers whose sole objective is to provoke and troll him. His best man Akis is his most trusted ally and the main rhetorist, due to Takis being too dumb and uneducated to even make up a sentence of his own.

Kastorianos: Nai egw eimai, apo Kastoria PAOK.
Takis Tsoukalas: ANTE GEIA!
Akis: Asto re Taki!

by alepardo February 15, 2021

Takis

A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet

dude, did you try these takis?
hell yeah man they`re delicious

by Spicy_is_nice-y January 18, 2010

Dirty Diego Takis

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.

Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.

by youknowwhoisaking January 24, 2022