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take crap 

if someone behaves in an unpleasant or unfair way towards you and it affects you you take crap from it
1:You've done nothing for the last year, just wearing a hole on your pants in fron of the computer, you such a douche!
2: You may say whatever you want, Im not gonna take crap from all that and just walk away.
take crap by Alex Lip May 19, 2009
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take a crap out of your mouth 

verb
Meaning to seriously spew some bad language or something horrible, verbally.

Peter: Geez, man! Karen is such a *&#@% in a %$@&%$# with a &@$%$& on her @%$#^.

Sam: Wow, watch it dude! Karen's my girlfriend!

Alecia: Yeah, Peter. Way to take a crap out of your mouth.

take a crap 

Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks.
First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack off, then suck cocks with that swamp donkey.
take a crap by Jaimev July 27, 2005

Take A Crap 

dropping a piece of sht out of your Ass.
Take A Crap by Drop a POO November 20, 2013

Drop a crap and take a nap 

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.
Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.
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