Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.
Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.
by Vinderex December 25, 2019
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blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.
Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.
by Vinderex June 07, 2018
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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
by Vinderex January 07, 2018
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Roader Coaster

A road, especially a highway, with an unusually high number of steep hills and/or winding turns, such that driving on it feels like riding a roller coaster.
Passenger: Dude, all these hills are starting to make me sick.
Driver: The heck you talking about? This roader coaster is awesome!
by Vinderex April 20, 2018
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Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 08, 2020
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Wet butt disease

What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.
Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!
by Vinderex September 07, 2021
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wannaboob

A wannabe hero whose only actual goal is simply hooking up with a damsel in distress, preferably with big boobs.
Hal from the movie Megamind was such a wannaboob. His only reason for wanting to be a superhero was just to get the girl.
by Vinderex September 26, 2014
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