8 definitions by Vinderex
A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 9, 2020
To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.
by Vinderex December 25, 2019
What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.
Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!
by Vinderex September 7, 2021
The act of selling a dragon plushie or other dragon paraphernalia in a shady manner that closely resembles a drug deal, such as out of the back of your car in a parking lot at night.
No, officer, nothing bad going on here at all. I just like dragon plushies, that's all. This is just a derg deal.
by Vinderex February 19, 2022
An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
by Vinderex January 7, 2018
A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.
Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.
by Vinderex May 21, 2018
A road, especially a highway, with an unusually high number of steep hills and/or winding turns, such that driving on it feels like riding a roller coaster.
Passenger: Dude, all these hills are starting to make me sick.
Driver: The heck you talking about? This roader coaster is awesome!
Driver: The heck you talking about? This roader coaster is awesome!
by Vinderex November 21, 2017